Beer theories

[m22mike]

Beer Theories:
>
> Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel
> ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the
> brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they
> might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is
> better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and
> worry about my liver."
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> Babe Ruth
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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> "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up
> in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
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> Lyndon B. Johnson (?)
> ; ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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> "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up
> reading."
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> Paul Horning
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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> "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I
> think not."
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> H. L. Mencken
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall
> asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go
> to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
>
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> George Bernard Shaw
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> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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> "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
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> Benjamin Franklin
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> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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> "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of
> mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention,
> but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
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> Dave Barry
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> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> BEER:
> HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!
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> W. C. Fields
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> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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> Remember "I" before "E," except in Budweiser.
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> Professor Irwin Corey
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> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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> To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group.
> Salvation in a can!
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> Leo Durocher
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> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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> One night at Cheers, Cliff Calvin explained the" Buffalo
> Theory" to his
> buddy Norm:
>
> "Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can
> only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is
> the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural
> selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and
> health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the
> weakest members! ; In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as
> fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know,
> kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain
> cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker
> brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's
> why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

[Mr70]

"I never buy beer,I just rent it for awhile"-Kim Howie

[napa68]

Im inspired!

[1randy]

amen!i think i will have one now!!!!

[m22mike]

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"I never buy beer,I just rent it for awhile"-Kim Howie

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[x Baldwin Motion]

bartender: "What'll you have?"


a youthful me: "more!"

[SmallHurst]

B-ecause
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W-hat
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I came to the conclusion one evening in college that Manhattan, Kansas (home of Kansas State University) is very close to equi-distant from Golden, CO and St. Louis. Thus the near 50/50 split in that town for Coors and Bud.

I was once informed by a wise man that his 2 favorite beers were "Cold" and "Free".

One of the best beers I ever had was on a July day before my 21st when a farmer I was scouting a field for came out with a cold Old Mil. Once again, cold and free!

[Donutblue]

You gotta love the roBUST German beer -- delivery and appearance makes a difference.

[gb70]

OMG!!!

[L30M20]

First it's Tasty Cakes, now it's beer? Hmmmmmmmmm