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12-01-2007, 11:22 PM
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Belair Joke
At SCR10 Belair complained to his buddys that his testicles ached almost all the time. As he was always complaining about his problem, his friends finally suggested that he go to a specialist in Chicago to see what could be done to relieve the problem. Belair took thier advice and went to the doctor and told him what the problem was.
The doctor told Belair to drop his pants and he would have a look. Belair dropped his pants. The doctor put him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told Bob to turn his head and cough-the usual method to check for a hernia. "Aha!" the doc and putting his finger under the right testicle, he asked him to cough again. "Aha!" said the doctor and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip, snip, snip, snip on the right side then snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip on the left side. Belair was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told Bob to get dressed and see if they still ached. Belair was absolutely delighted as he walked around the doc's office and discovered his testicles were no longer aching. "Gee, what did you do, Doc?" he asked. The doc replied, "I cut two inches off the tops of your cowboy boots." 
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#2
12-01-2007, 11:38 PM
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Re: Belair Joke
True story !
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12-01-2007, 11:50 PM
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Re: Belair Joke
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12-02-2007, 12:29 AM
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Re: Belair Joke
Not that much.
 (I found that a long time ago posted on some other long-forgotten forum, saw this thread, wondered if I could find it on Youtube...sure enough, there it was)
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#6
12-02-2007, 01:36 AM
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Re: Belair Joke
OMG...that was freekin hysterical!!!
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#7
12-02-2007, 04:40 AM
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Re: Belair Joke
Dang you guys are sure tough on Belair! Why would people in chicago want to wear cowboy boots anyways!
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#8
12-02-2007, 04:42 AM
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Re: Belair Joke
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Maybe one of these might help. (NSFW) Eric [/ QUOTE ]  I laughed til I hurt!!  Now that me boots bin trimmed and I gots that new fangled nut bra I am a happy camper! 
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12-02-2007, 04:59 AM
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Re: Belair Joke
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Youd think one member would get the fact that the joke is a midget joke,not a saggy sack old man joke. [/ QUOTE ] I thought it was both!? 
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