The Drunk (joke)

[Lynn]

Fellow bellies up to the bar. Sets his attache case on the bar, opens it up, takes out a little miniature piano, then, to everyone’s surprise takes out a little one foot tall fellow who starts playing the piano.

Guy next to him is astonished and asks, “where did you get that?"

“Genie out in the alley said I could have one wish, and next thing I knew here is this little guy and his piano.”

“One wish? Aren’t you supposed to get three?”

“Hey, I don’t make the rules, just followed directions.”

Other guy runs out into the alley. Sure enough there is a real live Genie. Asks for a million bucks. Next thing you know there are literally a million DUCKS flying overhead. Duck crap everywhere. Runs back into the bar and sits next to the first guy, who asks, “Well, did you get a wish?”

“Sure enough, but I think that Genie is a little hard of hearing.”

“Tell me about it. Do you really think I wanted a twelve inch pianist?”