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10-28-2007, 07:04 PM
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Re: Two quick blonde jokes
What's the difference between a dumb blonde and a washing machine?
You can dump a few loads in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for a week.
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10-28-2007, 07:40 PM
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Re: Two quick blonde jokes
Nevermind, I ain't gonna go there lol.
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10-28-2007, 08:54 PM
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Re: Two quick blonde jokes
I would normally send all those blond jokes to my twin blond daughters, but I'll pass on those
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10-28-2007, 09:26 PM
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Re: Two quick blonde jokes
Here's one you can pass along:
What do you call an intelligent blonde? ...Golden Retriever!  
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10-28-2007, 10:32 PM
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Re: Two quick blonde jokes
What do you call a dumb blonde with two brain cells............?
Pregnant.
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#6
10-28-2007, 10:51 PM
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Re: Two quick blonde jokes
Perfect for one of my daughters !!
 I should be a G-Pop in May!
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#7
10-29-2007, 07:32 PM
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Re: Two quick blonde jokes
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, Double-pane energy-efficient kind. Yesterday, I got a call from the Contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the windows had
been installed a whole year ago and I had never paid for them yet. Hellloooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had told ME last year ... namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! "Helllooooo"? (I told him). "It's been a year"! There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.... He hasn't called back, probably too embarrassed about forgetting the guarantee they made me. Bet he won't underestimate a blonde anymore
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