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02-16-2007, 09:57 PM
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Re: Income Taxes
Geez Howie, we're gonna have to start callin you Mr. Maytag. You throw stuff out there to get everybody on agitation cycle. Somebody might have a heart attack. Hey, I heard Hillarys comin to Burlington. Gonna get reserved front row seats?
  
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#2
02-16-2007, 10:31 PM
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Re: Income Taxes
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Geez Howie, we're gonna have to start callin you Mr. Maytag. You throw stuff out there to get everybody on agitation cycle. Somebody might have a heart attack. Hey, I heard Hillarys comin to Burlington. Gonna get reserved front row seats? [/ QUOTE ] i hope he can spit that far 
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Rich Straub raiv 69 judge, ra3 70 judge, 71 judge,74 SD trans am,71 cudas, 67 189 Corvette roadster, Quicksilver 68 HURST z-10 396 camaro, 69 HEMIBEE
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#3
02-16-2007, 11:08 PM
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Re: Income Taxes
Dear Internal Revenue Service:
Enclosed you will find my 2006 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes. Please note the attached article from the USA Today newspaper, dated 12 November, wherein you will see the Pentagon (Department of Defense) is paying $171.50 per hammer and NASA has paid $600.00 per toilet seat. I am enclosing four (4) toilet seats (valued @ $2,400) and six (6) hammers valued @ $1,029), which I secured at Home Depot, bringing my total remittance to $3,429.00. Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return. You can do this inexpensively by sending them one (1) 1.5" Phillips Head screw (see aforementioned article from USA Today newspaper detailing how H.U.D. pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws). One screw is enclosed for your convenience. It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year. Sincerely, XBaldwinMotion 
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02-16-2007, 11:52 PM
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Hey, I heard Hillarys comin to Burlington. Gonna get reserved front row seats? [/ QUOTE ] How in He!! can she run again? She's already had two terms!  
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#7
02-17-2007, 04:22 AM
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Re: Income Taxes
You told me you thought she was sexier than Laura.
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#9
02-17-2007, 09:36 PM
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As long as you don't tell me I'm sexier than both of them, we're ok.
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#10
02-17-2007, 10:21 PM
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Re: Income Taxes
Man you guys are a tough crowd! Listen to that guy nuch....he must be Italian or something!
As Cheech and Chong would say, "Tings ar tuff a looover".
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