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Old 01-29-2004, 02:54 AM
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A third grade teacher asked her students to make a sentance with the word "fascinate".A little girl stated she had one,she said that her parents took her to the zoo and seeing all the animals was fascinating.
The teacher said that is very nice but you used the word fascinating,not fascinate.
Another little girl said OK I have one.She said that when on vacation they visited the statue of Liberty and she was fascinated by it's size.Again the teacher said that is very nice but you used the word "fascinated" not "fascinate"

Then little Johnny raised his hand and said he could use the word "fascinate" in a sentenance.The teacher was reluctatnt to pick him because he used vulgar language all the time but thought for a minute and said to herself there was no way that he could think of something vulgar with the word "fascinate" so she told Johnny to go ahead.Little Johnny said that his sister had a sweater that had ten buttons on it but her BOOBS were so FRIGGING big that she could only fascinate of them!
Did not want to use the exact language I heard so not to offend anyone.

Bobby
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