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[Vern B]

> Subject: YOU'RE IN THE ARMY

> NOW Fifty-one years ago, Herman
> James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his
> first day in basic training at Fort Polk, Louisiana, the Army issued
> him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On
> his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon
> the Army dentist yanked out seven of his teeth. On the third day, the
> Army issued him a jock strap. As of this week, the Army has been
> looking for Herman for 51 years!
>

[marxjunk]

A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2017 Super bowl. They are box seats plus airfares and hotel accommodations. He didn't realize when he bought them that this is the same day as his wedding - so he can't go.

If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St. Peter's Church in New York City at 5 PM. Her name is Donna. She will be the one in the white dress.