joke

[Ryan1969Chevelle]

Originally Posted by Lynn

Ghandi was quite the mystic figure even though he was a frail little man, who often fasted, ate odd things, walked around barefoot.
Huge callouses on his feet. Odd diet gave him horrible bad breath.

Guess you could say he was a super calloused fragile mystic cursed with halitosis.

Say it a little quicker:-)

[Lynn]

Originally Posted by Ryan1969Chevelle

Say it a little quicker:-)

Ryan gets it.

One more.

Bob and Frank are two very senior citezens in the old folks home.

One day they are walking by Myrtle's room, and there is Myrtle standing there in her birthday suit.

Bob: What was Myrtle wearing?

Frank: I don't know, but it sure needed ironing.