joke

[427TJ]

One day a Kindergarten teacher tells her pupils, "Children, in this lesson we are going to use the word beautiful two times in one sentence. Lorrie, can you use the word beautiful two times in one sentence?" "Yes, teacher! My mommy's beautiful flowers made the kitchen more beautiful!" "Very good Lorrie! Okay Bobby, can you use the word beautiful two times in one sentence?" "Yes teacher, I can! My mother's beautiful new dress made her look really beautiful." "Very good Bobby." "Okay Joey, can you use the word beautiful two times in one sentence?" "Yes ma'am, I can. Last night my older sister came home and told my dad she was pregnant and he said, 'Beautiful! Just fu**ing beautiful!'"