joke

[Mr70]

The Minister's Wife

After a church service,Jack goes to his friend Mike and says, "I'm sleeping with the minister's wife.Can you hold him in church for an hour after the services for me?"
Mike doesn't like it,but being a friend,he agrees.

After the services,Mike pulls the minister aside and starts asking him all sorts of stupid questions just to keep him occupied.
Finally,the minister gets annoyed and asks Mike what he's really up to.
Mike,feeling guilty,finally confesses to the minister..."Jack is sleeping with your wife right now,so he asked me to keep you occupied."

The minister smiles,puts a brotherly hand on Mike's shoulder and says,"Oh you'd better hurry home Mike,my wife died two years ago."