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[Lynn]

I agree with Stefano. No place for that here.

So.... guy is walking down the beach, and finds a bottle. Picks it up, opens the top and out comes a Genie. Genie says he can have ONE wish. Guys says: "I thought I got three wishes." Nope, says the Genie, that's the Hollywood version; one wish, take it or leave it.

Guy thinks this over really hard. He had always wanted to go to Hawaii, but was deathly afraid of flying or traveling by boat. So, he says: "I want a highway from L.A. to Hawaii."

Genie starts back peddling. Are you kidding me? You have no idea what you are asking. That is huge. It will mess up shipping lanes, and the logistics are just crazy. Is there ANYTHING else I can give you?

Guy thinks for a minute, and says: "OK, I will let you off the hook, if you can tell me how a woman's mind works."

Wait for it....








Genie: "TWO LANE OR FOUR?"