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#1
12-02-2009, 03:12 PM
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Re: Old Golf joke updated
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a Ball 400 yards. Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par. What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron. Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. They said to named Elin Woods..."clubs you can beat Tiger with." Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family—his new name: Cheetah Since Tiger drives an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his caddy?
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12-02-2009, 05:40 PM
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Re: Old Golf joke updated
Since Elin is from Sweden, she´s probably a hardcore girl !
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Anders Stålklint. After selling my COPO 9561 I´m now a "postman" with the main project being a 1966 327 2 dr sedan Chevy II. 
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12-02-2009, 06:23 PM
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Re: Old Golf joke updated
I'll bet that she saw the text messages and got really pissed.
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Corvette nut since I was a kid. 67 435s and L88s are my favorites
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#4
12-03-2009, 01:02 AM
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Re: Old Golf joke updated
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Since Elin is from Sweden, she´s probably a hardcore girl ! [/ QUOTE ] So would she be considered Swedish Nuerotica? 
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