My "Ding Bat Rant"

[Smokey]

I broke 2 kids of it a few years ago at a show. They were riding the sky ride and spitting on cars and people. After they spitted on mine, I followed them to the end of the ride and escorted them to their parents. It took the kids 2 hours to go back to the car...but I told them thats alright. I'm on vacation and don't have to be home for 3-4 days. So finally the kid goes whats this guy doing with you...and Mike told him. His dad flipped!

I could of had him clean the spit off my our car but he needed a little bit more of a lesson than that. The kids dad had a 40-50k 57 Chevy too. Thats the weird thing about it.

['69Novajoe]

<span style="color: #3333FF"><span style="font-weight: bold">I saw Mark this morning at the &quot;famous&quot; Adams Ave. Donut Shop in Huntington Beach and he gave me this to ward off any would be &quot;ding bats!!&quot; -----</span></span>


<span style="color: #3333FF"><span style="font-weight: bold">But come to think of it, they might not obey it because I don't have a &quot;396&quot; in my Nova!!</span></span>

[x Baldwin Motion]

here's one of several signs to convey the message;

[x Baldwin Motion]

or, if your neighborhood ends in a vowel....

['69Novajoe]

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: x Baldwin Motion</div><div class="ubbcode-body">here's one of several signs to convey the message;


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<span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-weight: bold">That pretty much sums up my feelings!!</span></span>

[Xplantdad]

Joe, just carry a hammer with you [img]<<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/smile.gif[/img]

['69Novajoe]

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Xplantdad</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Joe, just carry a hammer with you [img]<<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/smile.gif[/img]
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<span style="color: #3333FF"><span style="font-weight: bold">Boy, you guys from Arizona don't mess around!! (BTW, is that a &quot;code&quot; word for gun??!!) All kidding aside, do you know if there are any &quot;magicians&quot; out there that specialize in touching up little scrapes like that?? I know it would be next to impossible to match the color, but I just want to &quot;camouflage&quot; it a little bit. </span></span>

[SS427]

Annie and I, Don and Judi and their neighbors went to the Route 66 cruise here in Springfield a couple of years ago. Their neighbor lady was leaning on Annie's '02 ZL1 and Annie quietly asked what she should do as she did not want to cause a scene or make it sound as if she were a b!tch. I decided to quietly walk up to the neighbor, put my arm around here and said, &quot;the only way we allow people to lean on this car is if they are naked and I would rather not see you naked........&quot; Needless to say she quit leaning on the car. [img]<<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/no.gif[/img]

[Xplantdad]

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: '69Novajoe</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Xplantdad</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Joe, just carry a hammer with you [img]<<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/smile.gif[/img]
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<span style="color: #3333FF"><span style="font-weight: bold">Boy, you guys from Arizona don't mess around!! (BTW, is that a &quot;code&quot; word for gun??!!) All kidding aside, do you know if there are any &quot;magicians&quot; out there that specialize in touching up little scrapes like that?? I know it would be next to impossible to match the color, but I just want to &quot;camouflage&quot; it a little bit. </span></span> </div></div>

There is a guy out here that could do it....and he's a member of this site. Bring it out and let Shaun P do it for you!

[PeteLeathersac]

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SS427</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> <span style="font-style: italic">...I decided to quietly walk up to the neighbor, put my arm around her and said, &quot;the only way we allow people to lean on this car is if they are naked and I would rather not see you naked........&quot; Needless to say she quit leaning on the car.... [img]<<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/no.gif[/img]</span> </div></div>

Great things worked out as they did!.
With some girls, a comment like that could easily evoke the opposite reaction!.

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~ Pete