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[427.060]

You are not going to believe this. I ordered Chinese takeout from a local place (won't name them but not in town) went to pick it up and as I was driving home, heard the bags rustling and moving!!! I thought what on earth is that. Has something gotten into the bag? I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out.
I was driving so I pulled over, leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the box of pork fried rice!
I thought it's got to be a rat, or a mouse, or something, so I carefully pulled the bag open...
And there it was ... ... A Peking Duck!!!
Just a little laugh for today.

[WILMASBOYL78]

Originally Posted by 427.060

You are not going to believe this. I ordered Chinese takeout from a local place (won't name them but not in town) went to pick it up and as I was driving home, heard the bags rustling and moving!!! I thought what on earth is that. Has something gotten into the bag? I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out.
I was driving so I pulled over, leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the box of pork fried rice!
I thought it's got to be a rat, or a mouse, or something, so I carefully pulled the bag open...
And there it was ... ... A Peking Duck!!!
Just a little laugh for today.

Orange sauce??

[427.060]

Too funny

[roadster]

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[Dave Rifkin]

Originally Posted by Baboyes43

Why does a Chevrolet driver always look like he's ready to fight? Because every time he opens the door, he's trying to escape from his Chevrolet.

I don't get it.

[427]

https://youtu.be/R0IlN4ENKiA?si=vng9Q2itUOR2lRdg

[TimG]

That is hilarious.

[SMS]

89 year old Ron Chester was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night.
Ron replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
Ron replied, "That would be my wife.

[mssl72]

[Lynn]

I think I have already posted ONE of these, but can't remember which one. Don't feel like reviewing 126 pages to figure it out.

1. Spell correct can be a bitch. Consider this one.

Frank sent the following text message to his next door neighbor:

Bob. I have been feeling guilty, and need to get something off my chest. For the last 6 months I have been tapping your wife. Just didn’t know how to break the news to you. Hope you can forgive me. And hope we can still be friends.

Bob goes to the master bedroom in a rage and shoots his wife dead.

Frank sends a second text a few moments later: Damn spell correct; “wifi” NOT “wife”.

2 Best auto correct story is actually a true story.

33 years ago, I was representing a young lady who was adopting her 7 year old step son. My secretary at the time was a really sweet young lady who wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed but was the fastest typist I ever saw. Bless her heart, when I dictated, I had to dictate punctuation. Yes, I am that old; I used to use a dictaphone. A few years later, I just started creating at the computer myself. But I digress.

So I am proofing the final order of adoption. It was SUPPOSED to read that the new mom was taking all parental responsibility for the “...care and nurturing...” of this young man. Joyce butchered “nurturing” so badly, that it was auto corrected to read “neutering”. Thankfully, I caught the typo when proofing it. I told Joyce: “Judge Kelly may approve this order, but I think the kid is going to object!”