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...................... John Brown This isn't rocket surgery..... |
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#1113
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...................... John Brown This isn't rocket surgery..... |
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#1114
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My girlfriend invited me to her house to watch Netflix.
She says Stay here, I have to do laundry really quickly. Out of nowhere, her sexy sister comes in and sits by me. She asks Do you want to have sex before she gets back? I got up and went straight to my car. My girlfriend was outside the door and hugged me, and said I knew I could trust you. Moral of the story: always leave your condoms in the car. |
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#1115
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#1116
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A desperate looking woman stood poised on the edge of a high cliff about
to jump off. A filthy tramp wandering by stopped and said, "Look, since you'll be dead in a few minutes, and it won't matter to you, how about a little sex before you go?" She screamed, "NO! Bug off you filthy old man!" He shrugged and turned away saying, "Okay, I'll just go and wait at the bottom then." She didn't jump..........
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63 Vette Rdstr (sold ) 68 Z28 (May /68 build) 70 LS6 Hdtp.M40.4.10/Dec/69 build When the flag drops the bullsh1t stops. |
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"An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'. 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. 'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy ... do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?' The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times"...
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...................... John Brown This isn't rocket surgery..... |
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#1119
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A GM mechanic was removing a cylinder head from an LS6 motor when he spotted a well-known cardiac surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"
The cardiac surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag, and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired or replaced anything damaged, and then put everything back in, and when I finished, it worked just like new. So how is it that I make $48,000 a year and you make $1.7M when you and I are doing basically the same work? The cardiac surgeon paused, leaned in, and said "try doing it with the engine running"
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#1120
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A penguin was eating a ice cream cone while driving to work, all of a sudden steam came out from under the hood, he had it towed to a local dealership for repair, the service manager said, it looks like you blew a seal, the penguin replied, no it’s ice cream.
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