loving wife ...

[Hylton]

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A secretary where I work at got into it with her husband on the phone the other day right in the office in front of other co-workers. Apparently she used the computer to go on the internet, which is an agency no no, to view her credit card transactions and she saw somehting that was "foreign" to her. She then called her husband at home and asked what he bought.

He apparently told her that he bought saddle bags for his Harley and she "flew off the handle" yelling at him in the office over same right in front of other co-workers. She was yelling "well I guess thats your father's day gift" and slammed the phone down on him.

What a real piece of work, immature and very unprofessional!! If I was married to that all her crap would have been at the curb when she got home!!

On a side note, the husband does work hard and has a good job that makes much more money than the wife and he basically is supporting her and 2 children!!

Rich

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I never could understand women like that. If you work hard and have money after putting food on the table, why can't you enjoy life a bit? If my wife ever pulled one of those stunts, I would not say anything for a day and then come back home and tell her I just quit my job and am going to work at a donut shop. We'll see how far my paycheck will go then!

[Canuck]

Time for this!

Men Are Just Happier People






What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original colour. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.


Hope the women in your life can handle this because us men will happily enjoy reading it.

[Shevelle]

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Hope the women in your life can handle this because us men will happily enjoy reading it.

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I CAN handle the truth...and how perfectly true that is!

Well, with maybe this one exception...

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You can wear NO shirt to a water park. You only have to shave your face and neck.

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That should probably be ammended to read:
"If you are going to wear NO shirt to the water park you only have to shave your face, neck, AND BACK!

[Dog427435]

Shave what?? - - Why??

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[Shevelle]

Oh my, where's that barfing smiley when you need it??

[rubbinisracing]

Just another picture of Big Foot!

[Xplantdad]

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Oh my, where's that barfing smiley when you need it??

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Hey we found it...the missing link! (And as a bonus, he has a mullet! )

[BBIGG BLOCK 396]

Maybe the reason his wife did not want him to have the motorcycle is because of the danger and she did not want to see her husband hurt or maybe killed! I get to do pretty much what I want to within reason! But I know better than to ask my wife to buy a motorcycle! Ain't happening at all!I do not have enough NERVE!COHONES, or whatever you want to call it to even ask her! Maybe if his wife tells him SURE BABY you can have the motorcycle just upgrade your life insurance to 2 million $$$$! and RIDE RIDE RIDE! Then he might have something to worry about!

[COPO 70 RS/Z28]

I love my wife she's great..... Does a lot

But, I work on average 70 hours a week. If my wife ripped into me like that(I guess I'm looking from the outside in cause she wouldn't) over something stupid like a set of saddle bags, especially in front of an audience, I tell ya I would be P*SSED.

I guess thats why I married her, great gal.

And for all the young guys in the crowd take note! The guy from the story also must not have learned about gift equity:

Allways make sure there is a good IMBALANCE of gift equity leaning heavily tward the wife. Maybe not in $ so much, although cheep never works, but in quantity and quality so when the big bomb hits and the yenko, BB vette etc arrives unexpectedly the balance is not thrown to far out of wack. You may need to take some time and build up the "gift equity inbalance" but it's well worth it. After that there isnt much she can say.

[Motion Camaro]

<font color="blue">A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He
asks, 'What are you doing?'

She answers, 'I'm moving to New York. I heard prostitutes there get
paid $400 a night for doing what I do for you for free.'

A little later, on her way out, the wife walks past the bedroom and sees
her husband packing his suitcase.

When she asks him where he is going, he replies, 'I'm coming too. I want
to see how you live on $800 a year.



funny stuff </font>