The parrot

[Z28DZ]

Good stuff

Howsa about:

A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired
and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and tries to catch a
few winks. The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. "I ask you a
question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me
one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."
This catches the blonde's attention; and, to keep him quiet, she agrees to
play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from
the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her
purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's
the blonde's turn.
She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down
with four?" The lawyer has a perplexed look on his face as the Blonde leans
away and falls asleep.. The Lawyer starts using his laptop, searches all
references. He uses the Airphone; he searches the Net and even the Library
of Congress. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no
avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up.
He wakes up the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde takes the $500 and
goes back to sleep. The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer.
He wakes her up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?"
The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to
sleep.