another stupid game

[BBIGG BLOCK 396]

I went outside today and to my garage to make a list of things I need to get tomorrow,and somehow the neighbors cat had gotten in there.Well I was making a list and that damn cat came running past me as I was in deep thought listing parts and scared me so bad I fell of the roll around stool! all I could think of for a second was that damn tiger was coming after me.After I calmed down and got up off the floor,started making my list up again and I had my back to the door My wife knowing I was in there swung the door open and made a tiger or cat sound really loud about 2 feet behind me! Well I fell off the stool trying to run, and the stool rolled back and hit her on the leg.She laughed so hard she cried!and I had to go take a shower!Now she is mad at me for the stool hitting her on the leg and causing a little mark you can't even see.I can't see anything but according to her she needs surgery or therapy! As I explained that it was her fault for scarring the crap out of me making that cat sound,she just started laughing again .I asked what was so damn funny and she described how I looked when She hollered as she came through the door and I hit the floor on all fours scrambling for cover.Thats the last time I will show her anything like that game again.Now my knees are scratched up from scrambling across the concrete floor,my hands are sore,I have soiled two pair of perferctly good pants and I still have not finished my parts list for tomorrow! Please no more games like that without a warning attached! LOL

Bobby Dodson