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[Lynn]

The last five posts are by Charley. They all look the same.

No text or pic.

Is it pornographic, and I have to verify I am over 18?

Did I not sign up for the secret decoder ring?

I quit eating Cracker Jack years ago, so if it came in one of those boxes, I would have missed it.

What's up?

Here is what the screen looks like for those posts.

[Crush]

Originally Posted by Lynn

The last five posts are by Charley. They all look the same.

No text or pic.

Is it pornographic, and I have to verify I am over 18?

Did I not sign up for the secret decoder ring?

I quit eating Cracker Jack years ago, so if it came in one of those boxes, I would have missed it.

What's up?

Here is what the screen looks like for those posts.

Same here, maybe you need the “ special” membership ?!

[Charley Lillard]

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[Charley Lillard]

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[Burd]

Originally Posted by Crush

Same here, maybe you need the “ special” membership ?!

I’m a Paid Yenko Joke Member. I guess it’s new.

[earntaz]

How to get to Heaven from Ireland

A true Story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher.

I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.

'I asked them, ' If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'

'NO!' the children answered.

'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, the answer was 'NO!'

'If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, they all answered 'NO!'

I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, 'Then how can I get into heaven?'

A little boy shouted out: 'YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN' DEAD.'

It's a curious race, the Irish.

Brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it?