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[Verne_Frantz]

I like that one Mike. It reminds me of this one:

An arrogant young golfer walked into the pro shop before starting his game and said he can hit the ball so far, he can't see where it lands so he needs a caddie with the best eyesight possible.

The Pro calls over Eddie and said, "He has the best eyesight of any caddie I've ever seen"
The golfer says, "You've got to be kidding me - he's got to be 80 years old!"

"Actually, he's 85, but believe me, he can spot your ball"

So they start off at the first tee and sure enough, the golfer hits a long ball way out of sight. He says, "OK Eddie, did you see where the ball landed?"

"Yep"

"OK, where is it?"

"I forgot"