Girl takes Smith & Wesson to the ATM

[HawkX66]

I think a real Smith and Wesson would be a better and safer alternative...

[earntaz]

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SgtHawkUSMC</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I think a real Smith and Wesson would be a better and safer alternative...</div></div>

AND much cheaper to feed ... TAZ [img]<<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/flag.gif[/img]

[WILMASBOYL78]

Many years ago [after the Ma Bell breakup] I got a phone call from a guy selling 'home security systems' for AT&amp;T. He started his sales pitch about me being a loyal AT&amp;T customer and I would get a special price...yada...yada...yada. When he finally came up for air, I explained to him that we already had a security system and had no need for his.
As I was saying goodbye, he blurted out, &quot;but sir, just for my file what type of system do you have?&quot;...I answered, Smith and Wesson...
He told me he was not familiar with that system...I told him, no problem, just stop over tonite about 1am and I'll show you how it works [img]<<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/naughty.gif[/img]

wilma