joke

[Charley Lillard]

A husband and wife were Christmas shopping in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and since they had a lot to do, she called him on his cell phone.The wife said "Where are you,you know we have lots to do?" He said "Do you remember the jewelry store we went into about 10 years ago....the one where you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you, remember that place? Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all choked up. "Yes, I do remember that shop." she replied. He said, "Well I am in the gun shop next door to that."