joke

[Charley Lillard]

A lawyer, who had a wife and 12 children,needed to move because his rental agreementwas terminated by the owner who wanted to reoccupy the home. But he was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house.When he said, he had 12 children. No one would rent a home to him because theyfelt that the children would destroy the place.He couldn't say he had no children,because he couldn't lie.We all know lawyers cannot and do not lie.
So, he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 of their kids.He took the remaining one with him tosee rental homes with the real estate agent.He loved one of the homes andthe price was right -- the agent asked:"How many children do you have?He answered: "Twelve."The agent asked, "Where are the others?"The lawyer, with his best courtroom sad look answered“They're in the cemetery with their mother."