Just to annoy my kid...

[njsteve]

It's a school day and as usual, the teenage daughter is running late. With a two minutes to go until the bus arrives, she hands me this piece of paper and says: "Our assignment was to write what the Declaration of Independance is, and then one of our parents has to answer the same question."

The first paragraph is what she wrote.

The second paragraph is what I wrote.

(I can't wait to see what the teacher says.)