IRS Rebates

[SSJunkie68-69]

As you may have heard, the Bush Administration said every one of us
would now get a nice rebate.

If we spend the money at Wal-Mart, it will all go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs.
If we spend it on fruit and vegetables it will all go to Mexico,
Honduras, and Guatemala.
If we purchase a good car it will all go to Japan.
If we purchase electronic gadgets it will all go to Taiwan or
Malayasia.

We need to keep that money at home to strengthen our economy here,
so the best way to spend it is for prostitutes and beer, the only
truly functional businesses still in the US.

My name is Elliot Spitzer and I approved this ad...

[njsteve]

Beer? It has to be domestic, brewed at a local microbrewery. And the prostitutes? They're all from Eastern Block countries.

[COPO 70 RS/Z28]

If you spend it with 427kin its stays domestic.

[Late BrakeU2]

I think we should make a statement to the world that we will not spend our hard earned money outside of this country.Everyone endorse their rebate checks over to me and i'll buy Charlies L89 and mid year ensuring they will never be bought by Infidels!

[JChlupsa]

since I owe again this year I think I should be able to use what I should be getting as a rebate to offset what I owe but then they dont want to do that as the checks get mailed out after you file and send in your payment.

There should be a form to fig out what your rebate should be and to offset this years taxes


I see it as another way for Uncle Sam to collect on back taxes and for those that owe back child support. Those folks wont see a dime, of course back taxes will be the GOVs #1 collection

[69RSZ]

QUOTE: We need to keep that money at home to strengthen our economy here,
so the best way to spend it is for prostitutes and beer, the only
truly functional businesses still in the US.
Anheuser-Busch is the last american owned brewery and the beer is still union made by american workers!!