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10-27-2007, 08:39 AM
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Fri Nite Joke (NonPolitical)
A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
CHEESEBURGER ~ ~ ~ ~ $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH ~ ~ $2.50 HANDJOB ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ $10.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers. "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?" "I was wondering," whispers the biker, "are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?" "Yes," she purrs, "I am." The old biker replies, "Well wash your hands...I want a cheeseburger."
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10-27-2007, 11:59 PM
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Re: Fri Nite Joke (NonPolitical)
Good One!!
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