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An old gent strolls into a Chevy dealer and buys a new Corvette. As he leaves, he has the top down and is impressed by the car's performance. As he enters the Xpressway he gives her a little nudge on the gas. Quickly he reaches 110mph, his hair, what little there is, wisping in the wind. He says to himself,&quot;this is great.&quot; Almost as quick, he comes to his senses and starts slowing the car down, muttering that he must be crazy to go that fast. Too late though, he sees the lights of a trooper in his rear view mirror. The trooper approaches and says, &quot;Listen, it is Friday and I am just getting off shift and looking forward to my weekend. If you can give one good reason why you were going that fast back there, I will let you go and not give you a citation!&quot; The old gent thinks for a second and then says, &quot;Well, 10 years ago my wife ran off with a state trooper and I thought you were bringing her back!!&quot; [img]<<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/laugh.gif[/img]