Marco is on his couch watching Monday Night Football when his wife, Jocelyn, comes into the living room.
"Babe," she asks, sweetly, "can you please take out the trash?"
"Seriously?" says Marco to his wife. "Do I look like a garbage man to you?"
Jocelyn sighs and leaves her husband to his TV.
By the third quarter, the game is really tight. That's when Jocelyn comes in again and says, "Babe, the outside light isn't coming on. Can you try changing the bulb?"
Annoyed, Marco responds, "Really now...do I look some household electrician?"
With that, his wife leaves him to watch the game.
The next day, Marco comes home from work and Jocelyn tells him, "Oh, I saw Trey from across the street and asked him to fix the light outside. It's working now."
"Trey?" says Marco, suspiciously. "He doesn't do anything unless he gets something in return. What did he ask for?"
Jocelyn says, "He said I could either sleep with him or make his favourite cocktail."
"OK. So what drink did you make him?"
"Honey," says his wife, "do I look like a bartender to you?"
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