[Schonyenko2]

No, along with being the Mayor, I'm also a volunteer fireman. We had a gentleman burning a ditch that got a little outta control. That wasn't to bad. The call we had at 3am this morning was more fun. A guy drunk, and dusted fighting with the sheriff deputys. Even a taser don't take the fight outta angel dusters that well. I expect he feels real bad today.