I know this is off topic but I thought I would share the Bottle Rocket and Drunken Neighbor story.
A friend of mine went down to his shore house for a holiday weekend and his next door neighbor decided
to have a party and fireworks display. A bottle rocket went astray and went through my friends window
and according to witnesses proceeded to bounce around the room and set the house on fire. They arrived
home to find their home burnt to the ground.
