These two Ford guys wanted to prove wrong the old saying "You can bring a horse to water but you cant make him drink"
So one day Ole Mustang Bill and T-Bird Tom grabbed a horse and headed down to the local pond. T-Bird Tom tells Ole Mustang Bill to suck on the horses butt while he holds his head under water and he will surly drink then. After bout 15 minutes of sucking on this horses butt Ole Mustang Bills yells out to T-Bird Tom, "Hey, lift his head up a little, all Im getting is mud"