His replies are great.
He starts off very diplomatic,then slolwy begins to turn..Poor Pepe.
"Fellers, I'm close to losing it altogether here. I'm running out of words to answer some of the more lame-ass questions in a civil manner.
I have already run out of polite ways of phrasing my gut response to the pilgrims inquiring about this car. This is as nice as I can put it:
RUN NOW!
You do not have enough repair skills or money to fix this car!"
If the above message crushes your self-esteem, then I am talking to you!