[Lynn]

Guy picks up a genie bottle on the beach. Rubs it… sure enough a genie pops out.

“I will grant you any wish you want” says the genie.

Man: “Don’t I get three wishes?”

Genie: “No: that’s just in Hollywood. One wish.”

“Well, then, I have always wanted to go to Hawaii, but am deathly afraid of planes and boats. So, I want a highway from LA to Hawaii.”

Genie: “A highway to Hawaii??? You have got to be freakin kidding me. Do you have any idea of the logistics involved? What about shipping lanes? Is there anything else I can give you instead?”

Man: “OK, I will let you off the hook if you can tell me how a woman’s mind works.”

Genie: “Two lane or four?”