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Old 12-14-2015, 06:29 PM
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When your over 70, and some of us are.. [img]<<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/crazy.gif[/img]...and some of us are darn close... [img]<<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/no.gif[/img]\



I was standing at the bar one night, minding my own business. This FAT

ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my ass and said, &quot;You're kind of

cute. You gotta phone number?&quot;

I said, &quot;Yea, you gotta pen?&quot;



She said, &quot;Yea, I got a pen&quot;.



I said, &quot;You better get back in it before the farmer misses you.&quot;



Cost me 6 stitches. . . but when you are pushing seventy. . . who gives a shit?



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Cowboy:

&quot;Give me 3 packets of condoms, please.&quot;


Cashier:

&quot;Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?&quot;


Cowboy:

&quot;Nah.. She's purty good lookin'.....&quot;


When you are pushing (or over) over seventy, who gives a shit



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I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, &quot;If you lost a few pounds,

had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right.


&quot; I said, &quot;If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you.&quot;


When you are over seventy, who gives a shit



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I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was

born just by feeling her boobs.


&quot;Really&quot; she said, &quot;Go on then...try.&quot;


After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, &quot;Come

on, what day was I born?&quot;


I said, &quot;Yesterday.&quot;


When you are over seventy, who gives a shit



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I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today.


The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.


When you are over seventy, who gives a shit



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I went to the pub last night and saw a FAT chick dancing on a table. I said,

&quot;Good legs.&quot;


The girl giggled and said, &quot;Do you really think so.&quot;


I said, &quot;Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now.&quot;


When you are over seventy, who gives a shit
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