[m22mike]

*** Missing Wife ***

A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was missing...

Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.


Sergeant: What is her height?
Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.



Sergeant: Weight?
Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.



Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.



Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown.



Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.



Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my truck.



Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?
Husband: Blue Granite Metallic 2011 Chevy Silverado LT 4x4 crew-cab with the 5'8" short box with black leather bench seat interior. It has the 403hp 6.2L V8, 6 speed automatic, and max towing package with 3.73 gears and factory brake controller. It has 17" aluminum wheels with General Altimax tires, and a 2" drop hitch with 2-5/16" ball. I removed the 4x4 stickers off the box sides and the flex-fuel emblem off the tailgate.


At this point the husband started choking up.

Sergeant: Don’t worry buddy. We’ll find your truck.

Yuk, Yuk, Yuk [img]<<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/grin.gif[/img]