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Charley Lillard 03-30-2017 01:27 PM

The Irish never hesitate to come to the aid of their fellow man...air passengers, in this case!

Shortly after take-off on an outbound, evening Aer Lingus flight from Dublin to Boston, the lead flight attendant nervously made the following painful announcement in her lovely Irish brogue: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry, but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up by our catering service. I don't know how this has happened, but we have 103 passengers on board, and unfortunately, we received only 40 dinner meals. I truly apologize for this mistake and inconvenience."

When the muttering of the passengers had died down, she continued, "anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat, will receive free and unlimited drinks for the duration of our 10 hour flight."

Her next announcement came about 2 hours later: "if anyone is hungry, we still have 40 dinners still available!"








earntaz 03-30-2017 04:03 PM

Ya' have to admire the Irish ...:worship:

Charley Lillard 03-31-2017 01:11 AM

Subject: HIGH SCHOOL REUNION








Husband takes the wife to her high school reunion.

After meeting several of her friends and former school mates, they are sitting at a table where he is yawning and overly bored. The band cranks up and people are beginning to dance.

There's a guy on the dance floor living it large, break dancing, moon walking, back flips, buying drinks for people, the works.

Wife turns to her husband and says, "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.

Husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating!!!"

























earntaz 03-31-2017 02:22 AM

Ouch!!@#$

Lynn 03-31-2017 02:48 AM

Guy buys a nice new car for his wife's birthday.

Filling it up at the gas station on the way home.

Fellow at the next pump says: "nice car"

First guy says: "Thanks. I got if for my wife."

Second guy: "Nice trade!"

Charley Lillard 04-01-2017 07:46 PM

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L78M22Rag 04-02-2017 06:38 AM

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markinnaples 04-03-2017 08:31 PM

Mushroom walks into a bar, bartender says, "We don't serve your kind in here."

Mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fungi."

Xplantdad 04-03-2017 08:56 PM

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Picture taken up in Wickenburg on our trip to SoCal.....:CharleySucks:

mssl72 04-04-2017 05:26 AM

He didn't want anybody to know, but that's really his Southern garage! :grin:


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