There was an Indian chief who installed electricity in the toilet for his tribe, becoming the first person to wire a head for a reservation.

Did you hear about the cannibals who passed a friend in the Jungle?

A snake named missus Potts has no place to live, one day she found a new pit and made it her home. With her new home she became quite uppity and would hiss at other snakes if they tried to enter her pit.

One quipped "I knew Mrs. Potts when she didn't have a pit to hiss in".